Everyone's favourite Papa, Dave is Mama's love, confidante and support.
He is, she says, "The Wind Beneath My Wings", the hand who steadies her and the one who lifts her when her spirits are low.
Thank you, Papa, from all of your friends the world over, for all that you do.
We wish you the happiest, happiest day.
If only we could deliver you the best present - a win for your favourite team, Leeds United, against Blackburn this afternoon!
We have our fingers crossed.
